Alternate Job Ideas, have they come true?

Denise- candy factory, grape squasher in a vineyard
Mark - cowboy, Menudo choreographer
Wayne- Auctioneer, Archaeologist
Eric- Beyonce backup singer and husband
Ken - Personal Trainer, Museum Curator, International sex symbol
Sarah- Colonial Williamsburg Saloon owner

Damani- Professional poker player, figure skater, new menudo member
Joanne- dominitrix ( solely for the shoes- get it ? sole-ly ) construction foreman, roller derby,
everyone's Mom- so I could go around tying shoelaces and nagging all day

Kimberly- romance novelist, star of Les Mis on Broadway
Rosie- Godiva taste tester, Willy Wonka's wife, life coach
Annalisa- Lion Tamer, Travel agent
Alex - Fact checker for Jeopardy ! , White House Chef
Ashley Hanson- Figure Skater ( with Damani ), roller derby heroine
Bessa- Talk radio hostess, restaurant critic
George- 80's aerobics instructor, new Menudo member
John- space meteorologist, new Menudo member
Jasper - space cowboy, pinball wizard
Julie- David Bowie impersonator, Suzie Chapstick
Kimmie - Microphone, Air traffic controller
Lisa- Bouncer, Head of the Secret Service
Matthew- Nonsense Condenser ( He Made this up!!!) hand model, childrens' book reviewer
Melanie Waffle spokesperson, broom designer
Melvin - America's Next Top hat/ sweather vest model, caligrapher
William- Wizard, Editor ( and Centerfold) of mustache magazine
Yovanny- the new Betty Crocker, new Menudo stylist